Flirt with a Pirate and his Eyeball

You find an eyeball on the sidewalk. It's not one of those candy things. But it's not real either. It's heavier than a marble but feels smooth just like that.

You look around and notice a really sexy looking pirate holding an eye patch. He has one hand over his eye and seems to be searching the ground for something.

How do you bring the eyeball to him and flirt too? That should be a really interesting pick up line, but one you can only use once.