You kept one old doll from your childhood. That Raggedy Ann, with her embroidered eyes, yarn hair and cotton body. Every now and then you pick up a new dress for her so she has an outfit change, maybe not seasonal but at least she isn't stuck on her shelf shivering in the Winter. You've done right enough by her, considering you haven't played with dolls in quite awhile now. (Not counting the dress up games with your nieces/ daughters). It's really unfair that when some trouble making fairy gives Raggedy Ann the power of speech the first thing that doll says is...
It's up to you, what does she say?
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"You call this an outfit?"
"Raggedy? Who the hell started calling me Raggedy? And get away from me with that magic wand, beeyotch - if you wanna wave that thing around, wave it on Andy's pants. Girl been sitting here on this shelf foreva and I could use some humpety-bumpin', if you knows what I mean! Raggedy..."
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