Ducks in the Pond

Ducks are evil minions. You've just added the finishing touch to your backyard pond... the goldfish. You watch them swim around a bit and then go inside to make coffee and admire your pond from the kitchen window. It gets dark and you go to bed eventually.

In the morning as you are puttering around in the kitchen you notice several wild ducks in your pond. They never bothered with your pond before. Suddenly, realizing the only thing different about today is the goldfish and noticing that those ducks keep diving under and digging around...

So, how do you cook and serve all those ducks? Keep in mind wild duck can be kind of gamey tasting...