Surveyal of the Fittest

At work and it's busy and you're tired and there are still way too many hours left on the clock. Out of the blue the CEO of the company makes a visit. He comes to you and asks you how things are going. You give the standard answer but he doesn't just wander off as you had hoped and expected. Next thing he gives you a survey to fill out. You have to rate your own job performance and explain any reasons you have for less thank peak performance.

Oh joy.... of course... this isn't your real job... what do you really, really, really want to write on that survey?

(PS, I'm pretty sure surveyal isn't a real word. But it works there and no one else is writing this blog).

3 comments:

People in the Sun said...

One reason is that you just had sex with his mother. That would lead you to have less than peak performance. You didn't put that there, did you?

Laura Brown said...

His Mother was a wet kisser, I wasn't going to tell anyone. ;)

Tam said...

Love the title, as you say, it works.

I don't want to get started on this prompt, I have a better time at my job when I deliberately avoid taking stock of how bad it all is.

I just go in there, keep my head down, do the robot thing, and come back to my family at night.

Maybe I'll come back to this prompt when I leave my job. That would be fun.